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When I claar my matric, I want to come to Jozzies and find a graaf. 99,9% of words uttered from a lietie in matric. My ma and ballie chooned I must vye stay with my auntie in Lenz and soek a graaf.

So the lieteie claars school and obtains an almost scraping pass in matric and moves up to Jozzies in search of a decent job. I have seen many of these in my past experiences. And thumbs up if he finds a cousins friend who is in recruitment. So can I send you my C.V.? You know those C.V’s with fancy graphics on the front cover and difficult to read fonts? Curriculum Vitae of Ronesh Sivasunker Mahabeer a.k.a Ron, and a one pager about Ron. No employment history, and if he has any employment history, it is from his uncles factory where he worked as a Factory Manager. Come on admit it! You have seen this right?

We have all come up the hard way in search of the light, ask Wesley, he is still looking for the light.These lieties nowadays have it on the plate. Look at my nephew, bloody fine example, father gave him nice car, mother gives him clothes and money auntie organised him the job. What else this fool needs? What is short for him and he writes off his father’s merc.

The problem with these fellas is that they were born with the silver spoon in their mouth. They have not experienced the difficulties in finding their feet here in JHB. I am sure if they had experienced what we have been through, then they would be back with mom and dad. These dudes need to learn about the responsibilities in life.

But no, they do not want to hear about that. Their responsibilities are buying PS2 games, fancy clothes and sooping up their rides, that’s what they call it these days ‘Rides’ you know ‘Pimp my ride’ Check I got a picture of it on my N73…i phone with a 2gig memory card, 2 megapixel camera, 500 contacts on MixIt, MP3 player, Ashwariya Rai background and you can put the phone on silent when your mother calls. Activate your Bluetooth I will send you the picture of my ride.

Fellas, all I say is, that you guys are blessed, blessed that somewhere down the family chain somebody made your life a whole lot easier here in JHB. So the next time you at a braai with some folk and here them talking about their lives when they first moved up to JHB, activate your Bluetooth and connect to think what it would have been like if you had no backbone here in JHB. Now go pour a shot for us.