Chatsworth Star Wars

Ripper ou's

Darth Vader: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. Luke, you
do not yet realize your importance. You've only begun to discover your
power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined
strength we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the
galaxy."

Luke Skywalker: "I'll never join you!"

Darth Vader: "If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father."

Luke Skywalker: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

Darth Vader: "No. I am your father."

Luke Skywalker: "No. That's not true! That's impossible!"

Darth Vader: "Search your feelings. You know it to be true."

Luke Skywalker: "Noooooooo!"

Darth Vader: "Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this.It is your destiny. Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy as father and son. Come with me. It is the only way."

And now we replace Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker by Dark Veda (or Burnt Veda) and Logendren Skywalkersamy.
Now the dialogue goes like this:

Dark Veda: "The is no escape ekse....I got my gonie for you now.....Logendren...eh...you dunno how powerful you are...you gettrance..and can bless all the peoples...come with me to isipingo templeand I cut one black fowl for you and together we run unit nine."

Logendren Skywalkersamy: "hull....I never spin with you"

Dark Veda: "If you only knew the power of the black fowlprayers....Didn't the temple aunty choon you about your ballie."

Logendren Skywalkersamy: "She reckon you poked him with your gonie!"

Dark Veda: "Ekse I am your ballie"

Logendren Skywalkersamy: "Aiyooooo, say sathi-ma....can't be "

Dark Veda: "Search the records at Khans hospital....it's true"

Logendren Skywalkersamy: "Aiyooooooooo........"

Dark Veda: "Logendren, you can dallah the bengal tiger, the temple aunty has chooned me. But this is for your destiny according to the oroscopes in the post. Came way my lightie let's rule this unit like ballie and lightie....came way ekse"

Dear Pushpa

How U, never hear from you sooo long. I was keep on telling Kalay I wanna write you about this husban of mine giving me so much worries man,he donno he's getting old now, I heard he's flooking all the young young girls this side, hey I donno what he's dwing like this Pushpa,he's taking all my money and pushing in they mouth.

You no my sugar and pressure everything went way so high the other day I actually thought, thava this is the end for me.I kan take his nonsense.And as for Bobby you no that son of mine instead of gweing for the young girls he got one married thing from this side ayo Pushpa she look like she's his mother,and she wear short short mini skirt and stretch her legs and sit, I jus feel like tearing her thighs, so much stretch marks and all on her legs but she wanna act like one young girl. You no this father and son they just finish me and leave me. They rather put me in the homes I think I'll be better off.

Even Rani, I sent her to school and everything, gave so nice ejucation, ever since she moved to Joberg and started work she never give 1 cent for me ay, I suffered and gave birth to her,but all that they don't worry about, she even got one white man that's side ayo you mus hear how she twist her tongue and talk, kan even recornise my own blood children anymore.

So wen you coming home,you still so fat like that or you lost little bit weight. I saw this thing on TV for losing wait. I'll get the name and send you please call me, then you phone and I'll tell you, but if I give you 1 miss call U must no I never get it right.

Ok I'm gweing now I got the doll on the stove, oh I made dry fish chutney and meali rice the other day we all was talking about you, how we should eat together. Sooo nice ay.

Ok I'm gweing now I got the doll on the stove, oh I made dry fish chutney and meali rice the other day we all was talking about you, how we should eat together. Sooo nice ay.

Ok bye Pushpa,

Take care eh. And must tell me if Silverani gave you the ashes from the temple thatha

Bye now okay.

Jhilmeet

Stylin Cato

Hear this. A super black charou, a diamond black golf, super dark black tint and for finishing touches he wears a thick gold bracelet (good enough to tow horse and trailer), but here’s the thing I can’t say that this ou is from Phoenix, Chatsworth or even Lenz and all. They are bred all over. So now that I am in the clear and not picking on any area. Here’s the second part.

So this ou is cruising down the road, windows down, listening to Snoop remixed with Kishor Kumar, subwoofers banging and making the boot lid go Grrr Grrr, treble playing like the tyre is running flat, sssshhh sssshhh sssshhh. Hear it? The car looks good hey. One thing I must hand it out to the Charou ONCE AGAIN. We know how to style cars. Take anything and we turn it to style. I think SNS (Speed and Sound) should launch a Charou’s edition and watch how those pages will get filled. We put MO in Modified.

Any case coming back to my story. For name sake let’s for call this super dark ou ‘Cato’ (nick name) for now. Picture his seating position in the car? The driver’s seat is right back, so he’s basically looking out through the back window, and half his body is out of the car, otherwise nobody gonna see him and the stekkies might miss this andsome unk.

So Cato pulls in by the shop, Kishor Kumar and 50 cents still fighting it out in the remix. Cato double parks, gets out of the cab and boy this ou is nothing but bones, thin like a bamboo stick and as he walks he drags the left side of his body cos that gold bracelet is slowing him down and boy let’s not forget the Charou’s brand name jeans, t-shirt and shoes he’s wearing (Soviet) . Cato goes to the counter and choons the ballie behind the counter, ‘Nandha give one loose there and hum much this R1 stale moorkoo?’

So Cato flames the gwaai with his SA style zippo also known as Lion Matches and revs it from 0 to finish in under 5 seconds (Fast & Furious style). Now the bra is feeling lil bit lot dizzy, he gets into his cab changes his number to Akon remixed with Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (downloaded from Coolgoose) takes his cell phone out of his pocket and keeps it in between his legs, revs his car just so he can disturb the piece, because he can, pops the car 1st 2nd and 3rd gear and disappears.

When he goes home his Ma choones, Avishen aka ‘Cato’ you bought the bread and milk. No Ma I didn’t go to the shop as yet I’ll go now. And the whole thing starts again.
But my fellow Charous, who’s hot into sooping up cabs and all. Keep up the good work, cos you guys rock. And for those ou’s that wanna be seen driving the car, don’t lean half your body out of the car, make the car a convertible and style xks’e.

And if you got sum contacts for some lukker rims and tyres, choon my bra Wesley he need some for his wheelbarrow.

Until l8er…..Let the remixed tunes roll.