Stylin Cato

Hear this. A super black charou, a diamond black golf, super dark black tint and for finishing touches he wears a thick gold bracelet (good enough to tow horse and trailer), but here’s the thing I can’t say that this ou is from Phoenix, Chatsworth or even Lenz and all. They are bred all over. So now that I am in the clear and not picking on any area. Here’s the second part.

So this ou is cruising down the road, windows down, listening to Snoop remixed with Kishor Kumar, subwoofers banging and making the boot lid go Grrr Grrr, treble playing like the tyre is running flat, sssshhh sssshhh sssshhh. Hear it? The car looks good hey. One thing I must hand it out to the Charou ONCE AGAIN. We know how to style cars. Take anything and we turn it to style. I think SNS (Speed and Sound) should launch a Charou’s edition and watch how those pages will get filled. We put MO in Modified.

Any case coming back to my story. For name sake let’s for call this super dark ou ‘Cato’ (nick name) for now. Picture his seating position in the car? The driver’s seat is right back, so he’s basically looking out through the back window, and half his body is out of the car, otherwise nobody gonna see him and the stekkies might miss this andsome unk.

So Cato pulls in by the shop, Kishor Kumar and 50 cents still fighting it out in the remix. Cato double parks, gets out of the cab and boy this ou is nothing but bones, thin like a bamboo stick and as he walks he drags the left side of his body cos that gold bracelet is slowing him down and boy let’s not forget the Charou’s brand name jeans, t-shirt and shoes he’s wearing (Soviet) . Cato goes to the counter and choons the ballie behind the counter, ‘Nandha give one loose there and hum much this R1 stale moorkoo?’

So Cato flames the gwaai with his SA style zippo also known as Lion Matches and revs it from 0 to finish in under 5 seconds (Fast & Furious style). Now the bra is feeling lil bit lot dizzy, he gets into his cab changes his number to Akon remixed with Kuch Kuch Hota Hai (downloaded from Coolgoose) takes his cell phone out of his pocket and keeps it in between his legs, revs his car just so he can disturb the piece, because he can, pops the car 1st 2nd and 3rd gear and disappears.

When he goes home his Ma choones, Avishen aka ‘Cato’ you bought the bread and milk. No Ma I didn’t go to the shop as yet I’ll go now. And the whole thing starts again.
But my fellow Charous, who’s hot into sooping up cabs and all. Keep up the good work, cos you guys rock. And for those ou’s that wanna be seen driving the car, don’t lean half your body out of the car, make the car a convertible and style xks’e.

And if you got sum contacts for some lukker rims and tyres, choon my bra Wesley he need some for his wheelbarrow.

Until l8er…..Let the remixed tunes roll.